WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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