I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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