whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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