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You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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