I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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