Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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