Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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