I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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