Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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