I want to make a zoo with you.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Randomize