i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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