its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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