Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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