I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Im part way to drunk.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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