you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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