I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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