HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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