They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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