My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Also, beer. Big fan.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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