My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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