ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
