erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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