He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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