i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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