Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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