just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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