That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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