My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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