if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Can you bring me the toilet please
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my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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