Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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