Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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