mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
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You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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