Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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