I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I cut my penus on the lid.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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