after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i drank out of a bidet.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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