Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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