no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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