Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Randomize
