I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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