is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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