Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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