Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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