Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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