As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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