Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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