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(916): View more from California

does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.

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(614): View more from Ohio

she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men

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(217): View more from Illinois

Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.

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(541): View more from Oregon

He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang

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(714): View more from California

Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(

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