Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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