singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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