and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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