I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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