I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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