You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
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Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Drunk is a universal language darling
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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