Swine flu. Run for my life!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
being pregnant is like rehab
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.