There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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