I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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